I have a ton of merch for sale.
And I still want to make way more. Open the Tijuana Adventure store. First, I need to get more clients, online and offline. Here are pics of the new merch.
Photographed and modeled by me. Phew. You gotta do it all nowadays.
Perhaps I’ll hire a different tour guide next year. But people want to tour with me. 2025, here we go. No idea what will happen. But here we go. Already two tours setup for January. No tours December 2024. Only merch store.
Photoshoot:
I got lazy and uploaded all 57 of them instead of picking and choosing the best ones. I will be using these images for the online store and social media. Like this:
Instagram destroys quality in pictures. This blog has way more space than my other blog (Matingas.com). I can afford to upload as many high quality pics as I want. Well… not that many. The point is I can upload pictures.
Buy my Merch:
Black shirts original zonkey logo:
One medium, five large, two Xlarge. $25 each.
Blue long sleeve Ballena Long bar:
Two medium, four large, one Xlarge. $30 each.
Charcoal short sleeve Club Aloha devil dancer:
Two medium, four large, three Xlarge. $25 each.
White Chinese restaurant shirts:
One Xsmall, one medium, four large. $25 each.
Black Chinese restaurant shirts:
Two small, one large, one Xlarge. $25 each.
Black Chinese restaraunt crewneck:
One medium, four large, one Xlarge. $40 each.
Three hats, two white and a black one. $25 each.
6 Beer koozies. $5 each.
Venmo or Zelle. $10 shipping. Contact me. Soon, I’ll have a proper online store.
2025 tours!!!
2024 tours are coming to an end. No one has requested a tour in December. December is a very slow season. I can’t think of a year when I had a tour in December. January picks up a bit. February tends to be slow. Then by March it really picks up for then the summer to be replete with tours.
Do I want to do more tours? Not really, but hey, it’s better than a regular job and it’s paying me around $30 an hour with great tips (most my clients give me great tips).
Do you want to do your job? Probably not, but you do it because that’s life. So yeah, though my tours are fun… It’s still a job.
2025 tours retain the same price. I always say soon I will be more expensive. But I like fair. And that’s a fair price. $200 for starters and up from there. I do around one tour a week. I need more gigs besides just tours.
Influencer now. I get paid as an influencer. But being an influencer is not the most comfortable job to have. I don’t aspire to be. I just like the money.
26k likes on my Tijuana Adventure Instagram and growing.
November had great tours. The most fun one was with the Korean Jung brothers:
If I had to give awards to the best tours of 2024, the price goes to Vlad and the New Yorkers. That has been probably my favorite tour ever. I’ll write about for Tijuana Adventure 2.
You can buy my book on Amazon. Want a signed copy? Well… I’m out. When I have my store, I shall have more copies there. And the second book. And more.
For now, only on Amazon. Read for free if you have Prime. I make a penny for every 10 pages…
Buy my books!
Buy my posters and prints!
Buy my shirts!
Follow me in all the social medias. You know the drill.
Buy my books on Amazon. I’m sure you’ll enjoy them.
Subscribe to my YouTube. The more subscribers, the more money, the more time I have to upload cool shit.
Follow me on Instagram and book me for a photoshoot!
Follow me on TikTok just because it’s the thing we do in the future.
Book a Tijuana tour with Tijuana Adventure! Still doing exclusive tours in 2025. Let’s see how much longer I last.
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